Ode to Poetreat

5 F*** this s****y app
7 Its completely terrible
5 Should stick it up yours

Thats all it does. Counts syllables for you. Its supposed to save your poems, but it doesnt. Marketed as a poem writers companion, but serves as a notepad with short term memory and Alzheimers. The interface lets you organize your poems individually but there is no level of sorting them, just lists them if you manage to save any. Theres 3 slots but you can get unlimited for a dollar. Doesnt make sense if those 3 wont be filled anyway because it gets deleted or it will not save entirely. In a way, you already have unlimited poems! Blank ones, but its unlimited. For free! What a deal! 10/10 will recommend to my pets.

Noel• about Poetreat - Write quick and simple bites of poetry